The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

This is a high quality name plate. It’s so hilarious!

Profanity never looked so good! Featuring affectionate expletives in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on black, these eye-catching notecards are a delightful way to express one's true feelings—with humor and style.

This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. 5" x 7 1/8" 192 pages Lay-flat flexi-binding, soft cover

Each cover in this trio of notebooks features an amusing and inspiring expletive in foil-stamped calligraphy. Set of three 64-page notebooks

With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!

Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 stickers to help you seize the fucking day and make shit happen!

This collection of 24 mini notecards features a range of heartfelt expletives, from "You're the Shit" and "Fabulous as " to "Killing It" and "You Got this Shit." Black and White Cards come in a keepsake tray and feature gold-foil-stamped ca...