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The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.

Gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic-ink lined pages throughout, this inviting journal motivates users to seize the day and enjoy the present moment - with humor and style.

This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

Profanity never looked so good! Featuring affectionate expletives in gold foil-stamped calligraphy on black, these eye-catching notecards are a delightful way to express one's true feelings—with humor and style.

Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.

Perfect Pen for the Office. Fuck Black Pen.

Packed with profanity and over 200 swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized.