Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.

With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!

This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

Packed with profanity and over 200 swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized.

The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

Gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic-ink lined pages throughout, this inviting journal motivates users to seize the day and enjoy the present moment - with humor and style.

This is a high quality name plate. It’s so hilarious!

Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.

Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. 5" x 7 1/8" 192 pages Lay-flat flexi-binding, soft cover