Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.

The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

Blank, lined journal 7” by 10”, great for taking notes on all the Cunts you'd love to punch in the face!

This is a high quality name plate. It’s so hilarious!

With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!

Big Book of Cunts. A notepad to keep note of those you believe to be a cunt, or to actually make notes in if you prefer.

Voila! It's a motivational swear planner! Filled with irreverent swears, tons of funny adult planner stickers, and all things French

Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.

Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. 5" x 7 1/8" 192 pages Lay-flat flexi-binding, soft cover