This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.

Help me keep my shit together. Will you be my Maid of Honour Invitation Card.

Big Book of Cunts. A notepad to keep note of those you believe to be a cunt, or to actually make notes in if you prefer.

With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!

The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

This collection of 24 mini notecards features a range of heartfelt expletives, from "You're the Shit" and "Fabulous as " to "Killing It" and "You Got this Shit." Black and White Cards come in a keepsake tray and feature gold-foil-stamped ca...

Perfect Pen for the Office. Fuck Black Pen.

Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. 5" x 7 1/8" 192 pages Lay-flat flexi-binding, soft cover