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Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.

The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.

This collection of 24 mini notecards features a range of heartfelt expletives, from "You're the Shit" and "Fabulous as " to "Killing It" and "You Got this Shit." Black and White Cards come in a keepsake tray and feature gold-foil-stamped ca...

Big Book of Cunts. A notepad to keep note of those you believe to be a cunt, or to actually make notes in if you prefer.

Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.

Gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic-ink lined pages throughout, this inviting journal motivates users to seize the day and enjoy the present moment - with humor and style.

Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 stickers to help you seize the fucking day and make shit happen!

This fancy-ass set of ten graphite eraser-topped Standard HB/No. 2 pencils features inspirational profanity, calligraphic flourishes, and foil stamping. A great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.