The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.
Take charge of your life and become the organized bitch you've always dreamed of being with this f*cking swear calendar packed with hilarious motivation and tons of stickers to help you keep track of all of your important events.
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This collection of 24 mini notecards features a range of heartfelt expletives, from "You're the Shit" and "Fabulous as " to "Killing It" and "You Got this Shit." Black and White Cards come in a keepsake tray and feature gold-foil-stamped ca...
Gold foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic-ink lined pages throughout, this inviting journal motivates users to seize the day and enjoy the present moment - with humor and style.
Voila! It's a motivational swear planner! Filled with irreverent swears, tons of funny adult planner stickers, and all things French
With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!
Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.