The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.
Packed with profanity and over 200 swearing stickers, this sarcastic and humorous adult wall calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized.
The road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a fuck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullshit and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as Fuck.
Help me keep my shit together. Will you be my Maid of Honour Invitation Card.
Featuring foil-stamped calligraphy on the cover and metallic ink throughout, this journal is the place for recording the boldest and most brilliant of ideas. 5" x 7 1/8" 192 pages Lay-flat flexi-binding, soft cover
Voila! It's a motivational swear planner! Filled with irreverent swears, tons of funny adult planner stickers, and all things French
With a funny expletive phrase every day, A Fucking 2021 Calendar is now in boxed format, making it the perfect self-purchase or stocking stuffer for a foul-mouthed friend!
Personalize and profane your planner with over 500 stickers to help you seize the fucking day and make shit happen!
Packed with profanity and lots of funny, swearing stickers for adults, this sarcastic and humorous carpe diem swear planner says it like it is while keeping you organized.
Big Book of Cunts. A notepad to keep note of those you believe to be a cunt, or to actually make notes in if you prefer.
